“Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.”
– Barista Life
So there I was! Stranded!
“Eric was gone. We figured he was in the bathroom, and kept setting up…”
“Tangled in all of this is the thing I’ve know all the time but not wanted to speak: your murdering me is a real possibility.”
An animal is a friend for life. Treat them as such. Treat them as family.
Guess who’s back…. Shady’s back. Ugh I’m so old.
“It would choke me, robbing me of breath and the light from my soul.”
– The Nashville Wife